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Definition of Waiter

Waiter

One who, or that which, waits; an attendant; a servant in attendance, esp. at table.

A vessel or tray on which something is carried, as dishes, etc.; a salver.

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Waiter Quotations

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes

My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
Alfred Molina

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
Kelly Ripa

Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain.
Mako

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
Judge Reinhold

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.
Nubar Gulbenkian

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Waiter Translations

waiter in Afrikaans is kelner
waiter in Danish is tjener
waiter in Dutch is kelner
waiter in Finnish is tarjoilija
waiter in German is Kellner, Ober, Ober
waiter in Italian is cameriere
waiter in Norwegian is kelner
waiter in Spanish is camarero

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