Toilet
A covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a table in a chamber or a dressing room.
A dressing table.
Act or mode of dressing, or that which is arranged in dressing; attire; dress; as, her toilet is perfect.
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Toilet Quotations
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
Lewis Mumford
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
Iggy Pop
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
Rick Perry
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.
Octavia Butler
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
Don Rickles
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Wilford Brimley
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited.
Michael Isikoff
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
Jonny Wilkinson
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Toilet Translations
toilet in Afrikaans is toilet
toilet in Danish is toilet
toilet in Dutch is secreet, privaat, toilet
toilet in French is cabinet, commodes, lavabo, toilette
toilet in German is Toilette, Abtritt {m}, Toilette {f}
toilet in Italian is gabinetto, abbigliatura
toilet in Norwegian is WC, toalett
toilet in Portuguese is toalete, retrete, privada
toilet in Spanish is servicios, excusado, retrete
toilet in Swedish is toalett
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