Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.Charles M. Schulz
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!Jay Leno
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.Walt Disney
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?Zsa Zsa Gabor
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?Lily Tomlin
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.Garry Shandling
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.Alanis Morissette
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.Erich Segal
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.Fernando Pessoa
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.Rita Rudner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.Christopher Marlowe
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.Pearl Bailey
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?Amy Poehler
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.Fred Allen
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Laurence J. Peter
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.Steve Martin
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.Natalie Wood
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.Charles de Gaulle
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.Cher
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