The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
Colin Chapman
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
Cyril Connolly
There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear.
Thomas Chatterton
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
Steven Curtis Chapman
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
Alexander Pope
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
Helen Gahagan
When I get married, it'll be no secret.
Elvis Presley
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
Hesiod
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Gary Becker
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