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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Sydney Smith
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
Joe Murray
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Michel de Montaigne
Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious - friendship and learning.
Jane Harrison
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
Robert Graves
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
Herbert Spencer
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families.
Melissa Bean
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
Patrice Leconte
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
Edgar Watson Howe
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman
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