Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Jesse Jackson
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