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Woody Allen Quotes

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen

Biography

Author Profession: Director
Nationality: American
Born: December 1, 1935

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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I am two with nature.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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