I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'Steven Wright
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
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Door,
Down,
Front,
Got,
Grocery,
Guy,
Hey,
Hours,
Locking,
Open,
Row,
Said,
Says,
Sign,
Street,
Went,
Yes
Definitions
Door,
Down,
Front,
Got,
Grocery,
Guy,
Hey,
Hours,
Locking,
Open,
Row,
Said,
Sign,
Street,
Went,
Yes
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