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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
Steven Wright

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: December 6, 1955

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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