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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven Wright

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Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: December 6, 1955

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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Earlier, Fast, Go, Indy, Left, Thinking, Watched

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Fast, Go, Left, Thinking, Watched