Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.Steven Wright
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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