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Select Rodney Dangerfield Quotations

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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All Rodney Dangerfield Quotations

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Calendar, Day, Getting, Jealousy, Know, Looked, May, Other, Ridiculous, She, Wanted, Wife

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Calendar, Day, Getting, Jealousy, Know, Looked, May, Other, Ridiculous, She, Wanted, Wife