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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rita Rudner

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Children, Date, Guy, Man, Spend, Their, Think, Want, Whenever