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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

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Bikini, Country, Die, Fight, Get, Go, His, Man, War, Wax, Will, Won

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Country, Die, Fight, Get, Go, His, Man, War, Wax, Will, Won