I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.Rita Rudner
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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After,
Bad,
Better,
Break,
Buy,
Does,
Feel,
Great,
Just,
Know,
Love,
New,
Outfit,
Purpose,
Really,
Relationship,
See,
Shop,
Sometimes,
Up
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