My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.Rita Rudner
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Buy,
Carpet,
Child,
Decide,
Dog,
Either,
Going,
Husband,
Lives,
Our,
Ruin,
Whether
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