I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.Rita Rudner
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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