Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?Rita Rudner
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Eighteen,
Feeling,
Get,
God,
Joke,
Men,
Peak,
Playing,
Practical,
Reach,
Sexual,
Their,
Women
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