America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.P. J. O'Rourke
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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