I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?Phyllis Diller
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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