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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
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Author Profession: Entertainer
Nationality: American
Born: November 28, 1962

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
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Words
Able, Being, Day, Earth, Earth Day, Get, Laid, Only, Where, Will, Year
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Able, Being, Day, Earth, Get, Laid, Only, Where, Will, Year
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