My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.Joan Rivers
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
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Birth,
Cord,
Cut,
Dog,
Dumb,
Everywhere,
Followed,
Forgot,
Gave,
Having,
Kid,
Leash,
Year
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Birth,
Cord,
Cut,
Dog,
Dumb,
Everywhere,
Followed,
Forgot,
Gave,
Having,
Kid,
Leash,
Year
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