Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.Henny Youngman
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Take my wife... Please!
Henny Youngman
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman
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