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Select Groucho Marx Quotations

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

All Groucho Marx Quotations

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Bet, Brain, Four, Glad, Got, Old, Rid, Year