I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Always do whatever's next.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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