People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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