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George Carlin Quotes
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin



Biography
Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: May 12, 1937
Died: June 22, 2008

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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin

Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

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Words
Allowed, Anything, Haven, I Think, Maybe, Should, Think, Time, Tried, Want, While, Work
Definitions
Allowed, Anything, Haven, Maybe, Should, Think, Time, tried, Want, While, Work
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