On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.Erma Bombeck
Select Erma Bombeck Quotations
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Erma Bombeck
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
All Erma Bombeck Quotations
Words
Beaches,
Bodies,
Hit,
Keeping,
Occupy,
Off,
Our,
Ourselves,
Out,
Sand,
Skin,
Sun,
Sunny,
The Sun,
Vacations,
Where
Definitions
Beaches,
Bodies,
Hit,
Keeping,
Occupy,
Off,
Our,
Ourselves,
Out,
Sand,
Skin,
Sun,
Sunny,
Where
Copyright © 2001 - 2012 BrainyQuote
BookRags Media Network
