I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.Emo Philips
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Philips
All Emo Philips Quotations
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Caresses,
Conscious,
Girl,
Head,
Her,
Night,
Other,
Responding,
She,
Skillful,
Sworn,
Tag,
Toes,
Top,
Way,
Would
Definitions
Conscious,
Girl,
Head,
Her,
Night,
Other,
Responding,
She,
Skillful,
Sworn,
Tag,
Top,
Way,
Would
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