Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.Chris Rock
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
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