I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?Brian Celio
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The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
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He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Brian Celio
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Brian Celio
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Brian Celio
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
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Behind,
Dies,
Does,
Door,
God,
Heaven,
Hide,
Home,
Jehovah,
Pretend,
Witness,
Wonder
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