Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.Ambrose Bierce
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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