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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn from it. Life is never dull.
Oprah Winfrey
I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand.
Susan B. Anthony
Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs.
Pablo Picasso
If a man or woman is born ten years sooner or later, their whole aspect and performance shall be different.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Humanity is the virtue of a woman, generosity that of a man.
Adam Smith
Imagine a judicial nominee said 'my experience as a white man makes me better than a Latina woman.' Wouldn't they have to withdraw? New racism is no better than old racism.
Newt Gingrich
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.
Carl Jung
Woman's at best a contradiction still.
Alexander Pope
No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
John Adams
The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
Chanakya
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Erma Bombeck
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