Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields
Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.
Nguyen Cao Ky
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
Molly Ivins
Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.
Daisy Ashford
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.
Layne Staley
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.
Sebastian Bach
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
Babe Ruth
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Robert E. Lee
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
Joel Rosenberg
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
Lord Dunsany
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
Tug McGraw
The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey.
William Faulkner
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.
Buffalo Bill
We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place.
Charles Kelley
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.
Gary Allan
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