Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
George Montgomery
I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
Randy Newman
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno
The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
Jack Welch
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.
Doris Roberts
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Tim Reid
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