Gag me with a spoon!
Moon Unit Zappa
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer
I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.
Drew Bledsoe
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.
David James Elliott
I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.
Uri Geller
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
Pete Townshend
I'm incredibly boring; I had a very happy childhood. I never starved, nor did I have a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm one of those terribly middle-of-the-road, British middle class, South London gents.
Jude Law
I've never felt like I was born with a silver spoon at all, although I've felt like howling at the moon a lot of times!
Van Morrison
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Demetri Martin
If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.
Christopher Meloni
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
Malin Akerman
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
Nicholson Baker
The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.
Charles Buxton
There is no disgrace in working. There was no silver spoon around at the time I was born.
Anna Held
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.
Edward Lear
To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your soul, is a privilege indeed.
Brian Harris
We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
Jerry Lewis
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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