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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
Marcus Aurelius
They say President Wilson has blundered. Perhaps he has, but I notice he usually blunders forward.
Thomas A. Edison
I say a murder is abstract. You pull the trigger and after that you do not understand anything that happens.
Jean-Paul Sartre
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
Robert Frost
You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.
Pablo Picasso
You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say.
Martin Luther
I never knew a more presumptuous person than myself. The fact that I say that shows that what I say is true.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.
Helen Keller
When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.
Robert A. Heinlein
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
So long as the system of competition in the production and exchange of the means of life goes on, the degradation of the arts will go on; and if that system is to last for ever, then art is doomed, and will surely die; that is to say, civilization will die.
William Morris
Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.
John Steinbeck
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Groucho Marx
The Christian life is not a constant high. I have my moments of deep discouragement. I have to go to God in prayer with tears in my eyes, and say, 'O God, forgive me,' or 'Help me.'
Billy Graham
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss
The more you know the less you need to say.
Jim Rohn
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