Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E. Lewis
Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.
Cal Thomas
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.
Leif Garrett
There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.
Arnold Newman
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
Eliza Dushku
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan Swift
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.
Jackie Cooper
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Larry David
We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme
We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
Robert Scheer
When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.
Rihanna
When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.
Michael Richards
Whenever I get the sort of fancy pants idea that I'm doing anything other than pure expression things start to go wrong. When I get too premeditated, things start to go wrong. I just shut that part of my brain off.
Lev Yilmaz
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore
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