BrainyQuote
Home - Quote of the Day - Topics - Authors - Pictures - Words - Quiz - Professions - Birthdays
Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Joke Quotes
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11


The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
Felicity Kendal

The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle

The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
Goldwin Smith

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford

The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one!
Tony Danza

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan


The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Theodor Adorno

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock

The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker

The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.
Judd Apatow


The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
Bob Saget

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
Herman Melville

There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot

There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.
Samuel Schmid

There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
Jimmy Carr

These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
Michael Bloomberg

Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11







Share with your Friends
Everyone likes a good quote - don't forget to share.


Related Definition
Joke



Quote of the Day
Enjoy five great Quotes of the Day


Your Favorite Topics
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Success Quotes
Funny Quotes
Wisdom Quotes



Join BrainyQuote on Facebook



Your Favorite Authors
Albert Einstein
Buddha
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Abraham Lincoln
Mahatma Gandhi
Audrey Hepburn
William Shakespeare
Dalai Lama
Confucius
Mark Twain
Socrates
Mother Teresa
Oscar Wilde
Winston Churchill
C. S. Lewis
Steve Jobs
John F. Kennedy
Marilyn Monroe



Quote Pictures
BrainyQuote Pictures
Quotes are better with pictures! Share our beautiful quote pictures on Facebook and Pinterest. Explore the gallery.


BrainyQuoteBrainyQuote

Site
Home
Quote of the Day
Topics
Authors
Pictures
Words
Quiz
Professions
Birthdays

Mobile
BrainyQuote Mobile

Social
BQ on Facebook
BQ on Twitter
BQ on Pinterest
BQ on Google+
BQ on Tumblr

Syndication
Quote of the Day Feed
Art Quote of the Day
Funny Quote of the Day
Love Quote of the Day
Nature Quote of the Day

About Us
Our Story
Inquire
Advertise
Submit
Privacy
Terms

Copyright © 2001 - 2012 BrainyQuote     BookRags Media Network