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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.
Steve Jobs
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
Thomas Jefferson
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
Eminem
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Robert Frost
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma Bombeck
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Harry S. Truman
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
H. L. Mencken
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