We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
Kurt Cobain

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. Fields

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
William Shakespeare

My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane.
Robert Frost

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Mitch Hedberg

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar Wilde

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
Oscar Wilde

I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see.
Jimi Hendrix

It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here!
Glenn Beck

Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch the simple and ignorant. I wonder how Luther ever broke the spell.
John Adams

Here's what I tell anybody and this is what I believe. The greatest gift we have is the gift of life. We understand that. That comes from our Creator. We're given a body. Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that body the best it can be maximized.
Mike Ditka

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?
Jim Rohn

I didn't get here for my acting... but I love show business.
Ted Turner

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle.
Deepak Chopra

We're living in a time when the world has suddenly discovered India because it's run out of raw material for its imagination. The raw materials for imagination are inexhaustible here.
Deepak Chopra

I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.
Martin Luther

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn

Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely.
Walt Whitman