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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Ernest Hemingway
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
H. L. Mencken
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
Lance Armstrong
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. Johnson
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz
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