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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
God is looking for people to use, and if you can get usable, he will wear you out. The most dangerous prayer you can pray is this: 'Use me.'
Rick Warren
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
Will Smith
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
George S. Patton
God is absence. God is the solitude of man.
Jean-Paul Sartre
That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget.
Jean-Paul Sartre
I do not believe in God; his existence has been disproved by Science. But in the concentration camp, I learned to believe in men.
Jean-Paul Sartre
What do I care about Jupiter? Justice is a human issue, and I do not need a god to teach it to me.
Jean-Paul Sartre
I tell you in truth: all men are Prophets or else God does not exist.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Soren Kierkegaard
God is a metaphor for that which transcends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple as that.
Joseph Campbell
What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine.
Oprah Winfrey
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Steven Wright
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
Saint Augustine
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked.
Saint Augustine
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