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Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
Steve Jobs
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey Hepburn
It's a funny old world.
Margaret Thatcher
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Charlie Sheen
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
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