Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
Clarence Darrow
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.
Wynonna Judd
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.
Hedy Lamarr
I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one.
Thomas Lynch
If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.
Clarence Day
It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.
Solomon Ortiz
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Mason Cooley
These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.
Karl Philipp Moritz
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison Keillor
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
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