At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A. Romero
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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