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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
William Shakespeare
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan
Get off your horse and drink your milk.
John Wayne
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.
Alexander Pope
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck
I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. Fields
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
W. C. Fields
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields
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