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The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
Chanakya
The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.
Chanakya
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers
He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.
Rainer Maria Rilke
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Golda Meir
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny Youngman
Every dog must have his day.
Jonathan Swift
There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
Lee Iacocca
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Ambrose Bierce
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
William Butler Yeats
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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