A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman
Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
Zora Neale Hurston
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Aesop
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
Tony Curtis
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
E. B. White
I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.
Salma Hayek
I just love chickens.
Patti LuPone
I'm not a Luddite, but I'm outside more than I'm on my computer. We have a micro-farm - it's a step up from a garden. We have a pretty extensive vineyard. We grow about 60 percent of our own food, make our own wine, have chickens for eggs.
Emilio Estevez
I'm not counting any chickens.
Jeff Bridges
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
William Lyon Phelps
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
Grandma Moses
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson
If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald's, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was gonna be a great move.
Solomon Burke
If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
Grandma Moses
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymoure Cray
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
Warren E. Burger
It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.
Eva Gabor
Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.
Charles W. Chesnutt
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