As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.
George A. Romero
His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
Charlotte Curtis
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
Mike Piazza
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
Diane Lane
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
Xavier Cugat
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Bill Gates
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
Mark Ruffalo
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
Casey Affleck
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Ryan Stiles
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
This is America, not a banana republic.
Vincent Bugliosi
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
Bradley Whitford
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
Harvey Korman
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